Incite 4/14/2010: Just Think
As numb as we are to most advertising (since we are hit with thousands of advertising exposures every day), sometimes an ad campaign is memorable and really resonates. No, seeing Danica Patrick on a massage table doesn’t qualify. But Apple’s Think Different campaign really did. At that point, Apple was positioning to the counter-culture, looking for folks who didn’t want to conform. Those who had their own opinions, but needed a way to set them loose on the world. Of course, we all want to think we are more than just cogs in the big machine and that we do matter. So the campaign resonated. But nowadays I’m not so worried about thinking differently, but just thinking at all. You see, we live in a world of interruption and multitasking. There is nowhere to hide any more, not even at 35,000 feet. Flying used to be my respite. 2-5 hours of solitude. You know, put in the ear buds, crank up the iPod, and tune out. Maybe I’d catch up on some writing or reading. Or even at the risk of major guilt, I’d get some mental floss (I’m plowing through the Daniel Silva series now) and crank through some fiction on the flight. Or Lord help me, sometimes I’d just sit and think. An indulgence I don’t partake in nearly enough during my standard routine. Yet through the wonders of onboard WiFi, you can check email, surf the Web, tweet to your friends (yo, dog, I’m at 30K feet – and you are not!) or just waste time. All for $9.95 per flight. What a bargain. And if you absolutely, positively need to send that email somewhere over Topeka, then the $9.95 is money well spent. Yet in reality, I suspect absolutely, positively means when you get to your destination. What you don’t see is the opportunity cost of that $9.95. Not sure you can put a value on spending 3 hours battling spies or catching up on some journaling or even revisiting your plans for world domination. On my way back from RSA, I did use the on-board WiFi and to be honest it felt like a piece of me died. I was pretty productive, but I didn’t think, and that upset me. The last bastion of solitude was gone, but certainly not forgotten. So yes, I’m writing this from 34,701 feet somewhere above New Mexico. But my battery is about dead, and that means it’s time to indulge. There are worlds to dominate, windmills to chase, strategies to develop, and I can’t do that online. Now quiet down, I need to think… – Mike. PS: Good luck to AndyITGuy, who is leaving his ATL digs to head to Cincy. Hopefully he’ll keep writing and plug into the security community in Southern Ohio. Photo credits: “think___different” originally uploaded by nilson Incite 4 U Porky, Risk Management, Pig – Let’s all welcome Jack Jones back to bloggy land, and he restarts with a doozy – basically saying risk management tools are like putting lipstick on a pig. Being a vegetarian and thinking about actually putting lipstick on a pig, I can only think of the truism from Jules in Pulp Fiction, “we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherf***ing pig.” But I’ll summarize Jack’s point more succinctly. Garbage In = Garbage Out. And even worse, if the analysis and the outcomes and the quantification are lacking, then it’s worse than garbage out: it’s sewage out. But senior management wants a number when they ask about risk, and the weak security folks insist on giving it to them, even though it’s pretty much arbitrary. Off soapbox now. – MR Craponomics – Repeat after me – it’s all about the economics. (I’m starting to wish I took one of those econ classes in school). According to the New York Times, lenders sort of ignore many of the signs of ID theft because they’d rather have the business. The tighter the fraud controls, the fewer people (legitimate and criminal) they can lend to, and the lower the potential profits. It’s in their interest to tolerate a certain level of fraud, even if that hurts ID theft victims. Remember, the lenders are out to protect themselves, not you. Can you say moral hazard? – RM Partly Paranoid, with a chance of PR – From what I hear, Google is now paranoid about security. Call me a cynic, but when someone trashes your defenses, is your response to use more web-based computing products and services, like Google Chrome? I am sure they are thinking they’ll modernize their defenses with Chrome, and all those old threat vectors will be magically corrected. You know, like XSS and injection attacks. I am thinking, “Someone broke into my company, now Chrome’s source code is suspect until I can prove attackers did not gain access to the source code control system.” Give Google credit for disclosure, and odds are they will be more secure with Chrome, but that was just a stepping stone in the process. I am far more interested in the steps taken to provide redundant security measures and perhaps some employee education on anti-phishing and security. Something that helps after an employee’s browser is compromised. There will always be another browser hack, so don’t tell me the answer is Chrome. Blah. – AL Yes, you are an addict… – It was funny to read Chris Nickerson’s post on FUDSEC about being a security addict, especially since that’s the entire premise of the Pragmatic CSO. But we look at the problem from different perspectives. Chris is right in pointing out that although we security folks tend to be powerless, that doesn’t mean we are helpless. It’s an important nuance. Personally I found his 12 steps lacking, especially compared to mine. But he also was working within the context of one blog post, and I wrote a book. All kidding aside, there are things we can control and things we can’t. Security is a hard job and