Incite 6/2/2010: Smuggler’s Blues
Given the craziness of my schedule, I don’t see a lot of movies in the theater anymore. Hard to justify the cost of a babysitter for a movie, when we can sit in the house and watch movies (thanks, Uncle Netflix!). But the Boss does take the kids to the movies because it’s a good activity, burns up a couple hours (especially in the purgatory period between the end of school and beginning of camp), and most of the entertainment is pretty good. Though it does give me some angst to see two credit card receipts from every outing. The first is the tickets, and that’s OK. The movie studios pay lots to produce these fantasies, so I’m willing to pay for the content. It’s the second transaction, from the snack bar, that makes me nuts. My snack bar tab is usually as much as the tickets. Each kid needs a drink, and some kind of candy and possibly popcorn. All super-sized, of course. And it’s not even the fact that we want to get super sizes of anything. That’s the only option. You can pay $4 for a monstrous soda, which they call small. Or $4.25 for something even bigger. If you can part with $4.50, then you get enough pop to keep a village thirst-free for a month. And don’t get me started on the popcorn. First of all, I know it’s nutritionally terrible. They may use different oil now, but in the portions they sell, you could again feed a village. But don’t think the movie theaters aren’t looking out for you. If you get the super-duper size, you get free refills of both popcorn and soda. Of course, you’d need to be the size of an elephant to knock down more than two gallons of soda and a feedbag of popcorn, but at least they are giving something back. So we’re been trying something a bit different, born of necessity. The Boss can’t eat the movie popcorn due to some food allergies, so she smuggles in her own popcorn. And usually a bottle of water. You know what? It works. It’s not like the 14 year old ticket attendant is going to give me a hard time. I know, it’s smuggling, but I don’t feel guilty at all. I’d be surprised if the monstrous soda cost the theater more than a quarter, but they charge $4. So I’m not going to feel bad about sneaking in a small bag Raisinettes or Goobers with a Diet Coke. I’ll chalk it up to a healthy lifestyle. Reasonable portions and lighter on my wallet. Sounds like a win-win to me. – Mike. Photo credits: “Movie Night Party” originally uploaded by Kid’s Birthday Parties Incite 4 U Follow the dollar, not the SLA – Great post by Justin James discussing the reality of service level agreements (SLAs). I know I’ve advised many clients to dig in and get preferential SLAs to ensure they get what they contract for, but ultimately it may be cheaper for the service provider to violate the SLA (and pay the fine) than it is to meet the agreement. I remember telling the stories of HIPAA compliance, and the reality that some health care organizations faced millions of dollars of investment to get compliant. But the fines were five figures. Guess what they chose to do. Yes, Bob, the answer was roll the dice. Same goes for SLAs, so there are a couple lessons here. 1) Try to get teeth in your SLA. The service provider will follow the money, so if the fine costs them more, they’ll do the right thing. 2) Have a Plan B. Contingencies and containment plans are critical, and this is just another reason why. When considering services, you cannot make the assumption that the service provider will be acting in your best interest. Unless your best interest is aligned with their best interest. Which is the reality of ‘cloud’. – MR It just doesn’t matter – I’m always pretty skeptical of poorly sourced articles on the Internet, which is why the Financial Times report of Google ditching Microsoft Windows should be taken with a grain of salt. While I am sometimes critical of Google, I can’t imagine they would really be this stupid. First of all, at least some of the attacks they suffered from China were against old versions of Windows – as in Internet Explorer 6, which even isolated troops of Antarctic chimpanzees know not to touch. Then, unless you are running some of the more-obscure ultra-secure Unix variants, no version of OS X or Linux can stand up to a targeted attacker with the resources of a nation state. Now, if they want some diversity, that’s a different story, but the latest versions of Windows are far more hardened than most of the alternatives – even my little Cupertino-based favorite.– RM Hack yourself, even if it’s unpopular… – I’ve been talking about security assurance for years. Basically this is trying to break your own defenses and seeing where the exposures are, by any means necessary. That means using live exploits (with care) and/or leveraging social engineering tactics. But when I read stories like this one from Steve Stasiukonis where there are leaks, and the tests are compromised, or the employees actually initiate legal action against the company and pen tester, I can only shake my head. Just to reiterate” the bad guys don’t send message to the chairman saying “I IZ IN YER FILEZ, READIN YER STUFFS!” They don’t worry about whether their tactics are “illegal human experiments,” they just rob you blind and pwn your systems. Yes, it may take some political fandango to get the right folks on board with the tests, but the alternative is to clean up the mess later. – MR Walk the walk – A while back we were talking about getting started in security over at The Network Security Podcast, and one bit of consensus was that you should try