Incite 9/1/2010: Battle of the Bandz
Hard to believe it’s September already. As we steam through yet another year, I like to step back and reflect on the technical achievements that have literally changed our life experience. Things like the remote control and pay at the pump. How about the cell phone, which is giving way to a mini-computer that I carry in my pocket? Thankfully it’s much lighter than a PDP-11. And networks, yeah man, always on baby! No matter where you are, you can be connected. But let’s not forget the wonders of silicone and injection molding, which has enabled the phenomena known as Silly Bandz. Ugh. My house has been taken over by these God-forsaken things. My kids are obsessed with collecting and trading the Bandz and it’s spread to all their friends. When I would drive car pool to camp, the kids would be trading one peace monkey for a tie-dye SpongeBob. Bandz are available for most popular brands (Marvel, Disney, even Justin Bieber – really), as well as sports teams, and pretty much anything else. Best of all, the Silly Bandz are relatively cheap. You get like 24 for $5. Not like stupid Jibbitz. Of which, you could only put maybe 5 or 6 Jibbitz on a Croc. The kids can wear hundreds of these Bandz. My son is trying to be like Mr. T with all the Bandz on his arm at any given time. I know this silliness will pass and then it will be time for another fad. But we’ve got a ways to go. It got a bit crazy a week ago, when we were preparing for the Boy’s upcoming birthday party. Of course he’s having a Silly Bandz party. So I’ll have a dozen 7 years olds in my basement trading these damn things for 2 hours. And to add insult to injury, the Boss scheduled the party on top of NFL opening weekend. Yeah, kill me now. Thank heavens for my DVR. Evidently monkey bandz are very scarce, so when the family found a distributor and could buy a couple of boxes on eBay, we had to move fast. That should have been my first warning sign. But I played along a bit. I even found some humor as the Boy gets into my wife’s grill and told her to focus because she wasn’t moving fast enough. There was only 30 minutes left in the eBay auction. Of course, I control the eBay/PayPal account, so they send me the link that has an allegedly well-regarded seller and the monkey bandz. I dutifully take care of the transaction and hit submit. Then the Boy comes running downstairs to tell me to stop. Uh, too late. Transaction already submitted. It seems the Boss was deceived that the seller had a lot of positive feedback but only as a buyer. Right, this person bought a lot of crap (and evidently paid in a timely fashion), but hadn’t sold anything yet. Oh crap. So they found another seller, but I put my foot down. If we got screwed on the transaction, it was too bad. They got crazy about getting the monkey bandz right then and now they will live with the decision. Even if it means we get screwed on the transaction. So the kids were on pins and needles for 5 days. Running to the mailbox. Wondering if the Postman would bring the treasure trove of monkey bandz. On the 6th day, the bands showed up. And there was happiness and rejoicing. But I didn’t lose the opportunity to teach the kids about seller reputation on sites like eBay and also discuss how some of the scams happen and why it’s important to not get crazy over fads like Silly Bandz. And I could literally see my words going in one ear and out the other. They were too smitten with monkey bandz to think about transaction security and seller reputation. Oh joy. I wonder what the next fad will be? I’m sure I’ll hate it, and yes, now I’m the guy telling everyone to get off my lawn. – Mike. Note: Congrats to Rich and Sharon Mogull upon welcoming a new baby girl to the world yesterday (Aug 31). Everyone is healthy and it’s great to expand the Securosis farm team a bit more. We’ll have the new one writing the FireStarter next week, so stay tuned for that. Photo credits: “Silly Bandz” originally uploaded by smilla4 Recent Securosis Posts This week we opened up the NSO Quant survey. Please take a few minutes to give us a feel for how you monitor and manage your network security devices. And you can even win an iPad… Also note that we’ve started posting the LiquidMatrix Security Digest whenever our pals Dave, James, and team get it done. I know you folks will appreciate being kept up on the latest security links. We are aware there were some issues of multiple postings. Please bear with us as we work out the kinks. Home Security Alarm Tips Have DLP Questions or Feedback? Want Free Answers? Friday Summary: August 27, 2010 White Paper Released: Understanding and Selecting SIEM/Log Management Data Encryption for PCI 101 posts: Supporting Systems Selection Criteria Understand and Selecting an Enterprise Firewall: Introduction LiquidMatrix Security Briefing: August 25 August 30 August 31 Incite 4 U PCI-Compliant clouds? Really? – The Hoff got into fighting mode before his trip out to VMWorld by poking a bit at a Verizon press release talking about their PCI Compliant Cloud Computing Solution. Despite attending the inaugural meeting of the ATL chapter of the Cloud Security Alliance yesterday, I’m still a bit foggy about this whole cloud thing. I’m sure Rich will explain it to me in between diapers. Hoff points out the real issue, which is defining what is in scope for the PCI assessment. That makes all the difference. To be clear, this won’t be the last service provider claiming cloud PCI compliance, so it’s important to understand what that