Incite 3/16/2011: Random Act of Burrito
Itâs easy to be cynical. If you want to look at the negative, things are bad. The economy isnât great and in many parts of the world it is getting worse. Politics are divisive. The Earth is pushing back at 7.9 on the Richter scale, resulting in a generation of Japanese who may be glowing sooner rather than later. Why do we bother? Security is a microcosm of that. Itâs easy to descend into rage about pretty much everything. Budgets, users, senior management, auditors, regulations. I mean everything just sucks, right? I was at BSides Austin last week, and that was the undercurrent from folks at the con. I did my Happyness presentation and it went over pretty well. At least we could laugh at the folly of our situation. When I feel bad, I try to make fun of the situation. Right after I tear something into little pieces, that is. So that presentation is all about accepting our lot in life and learning to enjoy it. They say itâs always darkest before the dawn. Despite my pessimistic view on the world, Iâm trying to change â to be optimistic. We are seeing technology advance at an unprecedented pace. The world is a much smaller place with many of these new collaboration capabilities. I mean, a guy can make a living by blogging and tweeting from a coffee shop anywhere in the world. Really. I wonder what technology will look like when my kids enter the workforce in 12-15 years. But in the end itâs about the people. Itâs easy to be cynical on the other end of a Twitter client, or as a troll on a blog post. Itâs easy to snipe from behind a TOR node. But when you actually spend time with people, you can get optimistic. I mean, look at the outpouring of help and gifts to Japan, and Haiti & Chile before that. And then there are the little things. This week Iâm on the road and needed a quick dinner. So I stop into a Chipotle, because Iâm a burrito junkie. I notice the woman ahead of me talking about not having any money with her and if they donât take her coupon, she has to leave. I figure worst case, Iâll cover her burrito since thatâs the right thing to do. But the guy at the register is way ahead of me and lets it go. Turns out they did take her coupon and that entitled her to not just her meal, but 2 others. So she turns to me and the lady behind me and says sheâs got it. Yeah, man, a free burrito. And that made me remember that one person can do an act of kindness at any time. Maybe itâs funding a Kiva loan. Maybe itâs volunteering at a local food bank or other worthy local organization. Maybe itâs tutoring/mentoring someone without the opportunities you had. The real message of the Happyness pitch is that you have a choice. You can deal with everything either negatively or positively. Yes, itâs a struggle, because negativity is easier â at least for me, and probably for you too. But remember that every time you feel rage, you can turn that around. Do something nice instead of something mean. Novel idea, eh? Now Iâve got to practice what I preach. Talk is cheap and Iâve been talking a lot. Maybe Iâll head over to Chipotle and pay it forward. Maybe you should too. -Mike Photo credits: âhappy burritoâ originally uploaded by akeg Incite 4 U HPâs Strategy: cloudy and not so seamless: Apparently I drew the short straw and ended up attending HPâs annual analyst shindig. Being locked up in a room with 300 analysts is interesting, but letâs just say itâs good I donât carry a weapon in CA. HPâs strategy is, amazingly enough, all about the cloud. Their tagline is âseamless, secure, and context-aware.â Hmmm. Security is perceived as important for cloud stuff, so I get that. Iâll even say that on paper HPâs security story is pretty good. But then I hit myself with the clue bat. This is a company that had very few security assets and capabilities â until a year ago they rapidly acquired TippingPoint, Fortify, and ArcSight. Now they claim to be a Top 5 security provider, which seems to involve creative accounting. I guess they sell a lot of secure PCs. As Iâve mentioned before, customers canât implement a marketecture. They have years of integration work to do, and they need to have a larger presence on the endpoint and with network security products. An IPS is not a network security strategy. So HP will continue to buy stuff. They have to, but the issue is with making their products seamless. Right now itâs anything but. â MR Amazon drops the vBomb: As a loyal Amazon Web Services subscriber I received another morning email update. In my massively sleep-deprived state I figured it was merely another cool service like Elastic Beanstalk, but once the coffee kicked in my eyes popped wide open. AWS added a massive networking update that basically wipes out the divisions between VPC and public instances (if you want) and supports complex architectures such as a hybrid internal data center-to-VPC-to-Internet facing stack. Hoff, as usual, has a good take, and Iâll probably need to write it up for Securosis. After I rewrite significant chunks of the CCSK class. This update isnât everything a large enterprise needs, but itâs a giant leap forward. Heck, we finally get outbound filtering! â RM Incentives: Tax incentives to promote cyber security? Apparently thatâs the idea. But my question is why would voluntary participation be any better for security programs than mandatory compliance? I have two problems with opt-in programs. First, the level of effort is always less than or equal to the incentive, and half-assedfunded security programs donât cut it. Second, the effort devolves into pure marketing to give the appearance of being secure. Think PCI compliance, but without the audit. Now couple that with complex stacks of software, and try