Incite 3/30/2011: The Silent Clipper
I’m very fortunate to have inherited Rothman hair, which is gray but plentiful and grows fast. Like fungus. Given my schedule, I tend to wait until things get lost in my hair before I get it cut. Like birds; or yard debris; or Nintendo DS games. A few weeks back the Boss told me to get it cut when I lost my iPhone in my hair. So I arranged a day to hit the barber I have frequented for years. I usually go on Mondays when I can, because his partner is off. These guys have a pretty sophisticated queuing system, honed over 40+ years. Basically you wait until your guy is open. That works fine unless the partner is open and your guy is backed up. Then the partner gives me the evil eye as he listens to his country music. But I have to stay with my guy because he has a vacuum hooked up to his clipper. Yes, I wait for my guy because he uses a professional Flowbee. But when I pulled up the shop was closed. I’ve been going there for 7 years and the shop has never been closed on Monday. Then I looked at the sign, which shows hours only for the partner – my guy’s hours aren’t listed. Rut roh, I got a bad feeling. But I was busy, so I figured I’d go back later in the week and see what happened. I went in Thursday, and my guy wasn’t there. Better yet, the partner was backed up, but I had just lost one of the kids in my hair, so I really needed a cut. I’m quick on the uptake, so I figured something was funky, but all my guy’s stuff was still there – including pictures of his grandkids. It’s like the place that time forgot. But you can’t escape time. It catches everyone. Finally the situation was clarified when a customer came in to pay his respects to the partner. My fears were confirmed: my guy was gone, his trusty clippers silenced. The Google found his obituary. Logically I know death completes the circle of life, and no one can escape. Not even my barber. Truth be told, I was kind of sad. But I probably shouldn’t be. Barber-man lived a good life. He cut hair for decades and enjoyed it. He did real estate as well. He got a new truck every few years, so the shop must have provided OK. He’d talk about his farm, which kept him busy. I can’t say I knew him well, but I’m going to miss him. So out of respect I wait and then sit in the partner’s chair. Interestingly enough he gave me a great cut, even though I was covered in hair without the Flowbee. I was thinking I’d have to find a new guy, but maybe I’ll stick with partner-man. Guess there is a new barber-man in town. Godspeed Richard. Enjoy the next leg of your journey. -Mike Photo credits: “Barber Shop” originally uploaded by David Smith Incite 4 U Can I call you Dr. Hacker?: Very interesting analysis here by Ed Moyle about whether security should be visionary. Personally I don’t know what that means, because our job is to make sure visionary business leaders can do visionary things without having critical IP or private data show up on BitTorrent. But the end of the post on whether security will be innovation-driven (like product development), standards-driven, innovation-averse (like accounting), or standard-driven, innovation-accepting (like medicine) got me thinking. I think we’d like to think we’ll be innovation-driven, but ultimately I suspect we’ll end up like medicine. Everyone still gets sick (because the viruses adapt to our defenses), costs continue to skyrocket, and the government eventually steps in to make everything better. Kill me now, Dr. Hacker. – MR Learn clarity from the (PHP)Fog: One of the things that fascinates me about breaches (and most crisis events) is how the affected react. As I wrote about last week, most people do almost exactly the wrong thing. But as we face two major breaches within our industry, at RSA (“everyone pretend you don’t know what’s going on even though it’s glaringly obvious”), and Comodo (“we were the victim of a state-sponsored attack from Iran, not a teenager, we swear”); perhaps we should learn some lessons from PHPFog (“How We Got Owned by a Few Teenagers (and Why It Will Never Happen Again)”). Honesty is, by far, the best way to maintain the trust of your customers and the public. Especially when you use phrases like, “This was really naive and irresponsible of me.” Treat your customers and the public like adults, not my 2 year old. Especially when maintaining secrecy doesn’t increase their security. – RM MySQL PwNaGe: For the past few days, the news that mysql.com has both a SQL injection vulnerability and a Cross Site Scripting (XSS) vulnerability has been making the rounds. The vulnerabilities are not in the MySQL database engine, but in the site itself. Detailed information from the hacked site was posted on Full Disclosure last Sunday as proof. Appearently the MySQL team was alerted to the issue in January, and this looks like a case of “timely disclosure” – they could have taken the hack further if they wanted. Not much in takeaways from this other than SQL injection is still a leading attack vector and you should have quality passwords to help survive dictionary attacks in the aftermath of a breach. Still no word from Oracle, as there is no acknowledgement of the attack on mysql.com. I wonder if they will deploy a database firewall? – AL APT: The FUD goes on and on and on and on: I applaud Chris Eng’s plea for the industry to stop pushing the APT FUD at all times. He nails the fact that vendors continue to offer solutions to the APT because they don’t want to miss out when the “stop APT project” gets funded. The nebulous definition of APT helps vendors obfuscate the truth, and as Chris points out it frustrates many of us. Yes, we should call out vendors for