Normally, when a company buys software that does not work, the IT staff gets in trouble, they try to get your money back, purchase different software or some other type of corrective action. When a state or local government buys software that does not work, what do they do? Attempt to alter human behavior of course! Taking a page from the TSA playbook, the department of motor vehicles in four states adopt a ‘No Smiles’ policy when taking photos. Why? Because their facial recognition software don’t work none too good:
“Neutral facial expressions” are required at departments of motor vehicles (DMVs) in Arkansas, Indiana, Nevada and Virginia. That means you can’t smile, or smile very much. Other states may follow … The serious poses are urged by DMVs that have installed high-tech software that compares a new license photo with others that have already been shot. When a new photo seems to match an existing one, the software sends alarms that someone may be trying to assume another driver’s identity.”
Great idea! Hassle people getting their drivers licenses by telling them they cannot smile because a piece of software the DMV bought sucks so bad at facial recognition it cannot tell one person from another. I know those pimply face teenagers can be awfully tricky, but really, did they need to spend the money to catch a couple dozen kids a year? Did someone get embarrassed because they issued a kid a drivers license with the name “McLovin”? Was the DHS grant money burning a hole in their pockets? Seriously, fess up that you bought busted software and move on. There are database cross reference checks that should be able to easily spot identity re-use. Besides, kids will figure out how to trick the software far more easily than someone with half a brain. Admitting failure is the first step to recovery.
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“In other news today, the department of motor vehicles has uncovered wide spread corruption. 14 staff have been ‘let go’ due to their encouraging law breaking.
Apparently, staff have been telling applicants for new licenses to ‘say cheese’.
It is not clear what the motives of this rogue group are but this is clearly criminal behavior and accolades have been pouring in from anti-corruption NGOs to the DMV departments that are wiping out this blatant corruption.
Militant Vegan groups and those representing the lactose intolerant population were apparently happy about this too but could not be approached for comment.
Rich Mogull of an organisation called the ‘Toothy Underground’ has published pictures of his DMV license which shows more than the allowable .34inches of tooth showing. An investigation is pending.”
I say boo to a no smiles policy– it is already challenging to get a good drivers license photo-now they want them to look like mug shots?
@Rich
I think that policy is to allow TSA agents to better infiltrate the public by making the public appear the same as the agent.
This saves on overall undercover costume cost for the agents and places the burden on the public who has too much money anyway.
I don’t think you are allowed to smile for passports either. My wife went to get hers replaced a few years, back, and there was a strict no-smile policy.