Incite 3/23/2016: The Madness
I’m not sure why I do it, but every year I fill out brackets for the annual NCAA Men’s College basketball tournament. Over all the years I have been doing brackets, I won once. And it wasn’t a huge pool. It was a small pool in my office, when I used to work in an office, so the winnings probably didn’t even amount to a decent dinner at Fuddrucker’s. I won’t add up all my spending or compare against my winning, because I don’t need a PhD in Math to determine that I am way below the waterline. Like anyone who always questions everything, I should be asking myself why I continue to play. I’m not going to win – I don’t even follow NCAA basketball. I’d have better luck throwing darts at the wall. So clearly it’s not a money-making endeavor. I guess I could ask the same question about why I sit in front of a Wheel of Fortune slot machine in a casino. Or why I buy PowerBall tickets when the pot goes above $200MM. I understand statistics – I know I’m not going to win slots (over time) or the lottery (ever). They call the NCAA tournament March Madness – perhaps because most people get mad when their brackets blow up on the second day of the tournament when the team they picked to win it all loses to a 15 seed. Or does that just happen to me? But I wasn’t mad. I laughed because 25% of all brackets had Michigan State winning the tournament. And they were all as busted as mine. These are rhetorical questions. I play a few NCAA tournament brackets every year because it’s fun. I get to talk smack to college buddies about their idiotic picks. I play the slots because my heart races when I spin the wheel and see if I got 35 points or 1,000. I play the lottery because it gives me a chance to dream. What would I do with $200MM? I’d do the same thing I’m doing now. I’d write. I’d sit in Starbucks, drink coffee, and people-watch, while pretending to write. I’d speak in front of crowds. I’d explore and travel with my loved ones. I’d still play the brackets, because any excuse to talk smack to my buddies is worth the minimal donation. And I’d still play the lottery. And no, I’m not certifiable. I just know from statistics that I wouldn’t have any less chance to win again just because I won before. Score 1 for Math. –Mike Photo credit: “Now, that is a bracket!” from frankieleon We’ve published this year’s Securosis Guide to the RSA Conference. It’s our take on the key themes of this year’s conference (which is really a proxy for the industry), as well as deep dives on cloud security, threat protection, and data security. And there is a ton of meme goodness… Check out the blog post or download the guide directly (PDF). The fine folks at the RSA Conference posted the talk Jennifer Minella and I did on mindfulness at the 2014 conference. You can check it out on YouTube. Take an hour. Your emails, alerts, and Twitter timeline will be there when you get back. Securosis Firestarter Have you checked out our video podcast? Rich, Adrian, and Mike get into a Google Hangout and… hang out. We talk a bit about security as well. We try to keep these to 15 minutes or less, and usually fail. Mar 16 – The Rugged vs. SecDevOps Smackdown Feb 17 – RSA Conference – The Good, Bad and Ugly Dec 8 – 2015 Wrap Up and 2016 Non-Predictions Nov 16 – The Blame Game Nov 3 – Get Your Marshmallows Oct 19 – re:Invent Yourself (or else) Aug 12 – Karma July 13 – Living with the OPM Hack May 26 – We Don’t Know Sh–. You Don’t Know Sh– May 4 – RSAC wrap-up. Same as it ever was. March 31 – Using RSA March 16 – Cyber Cash Cow March 2 – Cyber vs. Terror (yeah, we went there) February 16 – Cyber!!! February 9 – It’s Not My Fault! Heavy Research We are back at work on a variety of blog series, so here is a list of the research currently underway. Remember you can get our Heavy Feed via RSS, with our content in all its unabridged glory. And you can get all our research papers too. Shadow Devices The Exponentially Expanding Attack Surface Building a Vendor IT Risk Management Program Program Structure Understanding Vendor IT Risk Securing Hadoop Architectural Security Issues Architecture and Composition Security Recommendations for NoSQL platforms SIEM Kung Fu Getting Started and Sustaining Value Advanced Use Cases Fundamentals Building a Threat Intelligence Program Success and Sharing Using TI Gathering TI Introduction Recently Published Papers Threat Detection Evolution Building Security into DevOps Pragmatic Security for Cloud and Hybrid Networks EMV Migration and the Changing Payments Landscape Applied Threat Intelligence Endpoint Defense: Essential Practices Cracking the Confusion: Encryption & Tokenization for Data Centers, Servers & Applications Security and Privacy on the Encrypted Network Monitoring the Hybrid Cloud Best Practices for AWS Security The Future of Security Incite 4 U Enough already: Encryption is a safeguard for data. It helps ensure data is used the way its owner intends. We work with a lot of firms – helping them protect data from rogue employees, hackers, malicious government entities, and whoever else may want to misuse their data. We try to avoid touching political topics on this blog, but the current attempt by US Government agencies to paint encryption as a terrorist tool is beyond absurd. They are effectively saying security is a danger, and that has really struck a nerve in the security community. Forget for a minute that the NSA already has all the data that moves on and off your cellphone, and that law enforcement already has the means to access the contents of iPhones without Apple’s assistance. And avoid wallowing in counter-examples where encryption aided freedom, or illustrations of misuse of power to inspire fear in the opposite direction. These arguments devolve into pig-wrestling – only the pig enjoys that sort of thing. As Rich explained in Do We Have