Guess where I spent the day?
I’ll warn you now, I have a bad habit of taking metaphors too far.
Security is like dentistry:
- It costs more than you think it should.
- It’s more painful than the providers ever tell you.
- If you don’t keep up with ongoing maintenance it costs A LOT more and is WAY more painful.
- It’s really hard to find a good provider.
- Most vendors prey on fear.
- Some vendors sell a pretty smile, not that their products actually work.
- If you make decisions based only on financial Return On Investment you’ll really screw things up.
and finally,
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p style=”text-indent:20pt;”>8. No matter how many times you strap someone to a chair, shine a light in their face, and poke them with sharp objects until they bleed you can’t make them any smarter. Time to go rinse…
(edited 8/31 adding point 7)
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3 Replies to “Security is Like Dentistry”
Ah, yet another one of those painful maintenance tasks.
But it didn’‘t stop me from trying…
And no amount of frantic last-minute cleaning up before you get your exam will fool your provider at all.