Incite 12/8/2010: the Nutcracker
When I see the term ‘nutcracker’, I figure folks are talking about their significant others. There are times when the Boss takes on the role of my nutcracker, but usually I deserve it. At least that’s my story today because I’d rather not sleep in the doghouse for the rest of the year. But that’s not what I want to talk about. Let’s discuss the holiday show (and now movie) of the same name. To open up the book of childhood angst, I remember Mom taking me to see a local production of the Nutcracker when I was about 8. We got all dressed up and I figured I was seeing a movie or something. Boy, was I terrified. The big mouse dude? To an 8 year old? I still have nightmares about that. But as with everything else, I’m evolving and getting over it. At least when it comes to the Nutcracker. Both of my girls dance at a studio that puts on a big production of the Nutcracker every winter. They practice 3-4 times a week and have all the costumes and it’s quite a show. All building up to this weekend, where they’ll do 5 shows over 3 days. I’m actually looking forward to the shows this year, which I think may correlate to getting past my fear of a 14 year old with a big mouse head. This will be XX1’s third year and XX2’s first. They start small, so XX2 will be a party girl and on stage for about 5 minutes total. XX1 gets a lot more time. I think she’s a card and a soldier during the mouse battle. Though I can’t be sure because that would require actually paying attention during the last month’s 7×24 Nutcracker preparation. They just love it and have huge smiles when they are on stage. But it brings up the bigger idea of year-end rituals. Besides eating Chinese food and seeing a movie on Xmas Day. This year I’m not going to be revisiting my goals or anything because I’m trying to not really have goals. But there will be lots of consistency. I’ll spend some time with my family on our annual pilgrimage up North and work a lot as I try to catch up on all the stuff I didn’t get done in 2010. I’ll also try to rest, as much as a guy like me rests. 2010 was a big year. I joined Securosis and did a lot of work to build the foundation for my coverage areas. But there is a lot more to do. A whole lot more. We are working hard on an internal project that we’ll talk more about after the New Year. And we need to start thinking about what we’ll be doing in Q1. So my holidays will be busy, but hopefully manageable. And I’ll also leave some time to catch up on my honey-do list. Because the last thing I need is to enter 2011 with a nutcracker on the prowl. Photo credits: “Mouse King and Nutcracker” originally uploaded by Mike Mahaffie Incite 4 U The (R)Snake slithers into the sunset: We need to send some props to our friend Robert Hansen, otherwise known as RSnake. I’ve learned a lot from Robert over the years and hopefully you have too. As great a researcher as he is, he’s a better guy. And his decision to stop focusing on research because it isn’t making him happy anymore is bold, but I’d expect nothing less. So who picks up the slack? The good news is that there is no lack of security researchers out there looking for issues and hopefully relaying that knowledge to make us better practitioners. And if you weren’t sure what to start poking, check out RSnake’s list. That should keep all of you RSnake wannabes busy for a while. – MR The price of vanity: Is WikiLeaks doing what it is supposed to do? I was reading about the shakeup after the WikiLeaks incidents and how it has caused shuffling of U.S. diplomats and intelligence officers, in essence for reporting on what they saw. But I don’t have sympathy for the US government on this because the leaks did what leaks do: spotlight the silliness of the games being played. I understand that comments like these reveal more than just the topics being discussed; and that and who, how, and why information was gathered tells yet another story. But it seems to me that the stuff being disclosed is spotlighting two kids passing notes in high school rather than classified state secrets. Unless, of course, you really think Muammar Gaddafi seeing someone on the side is an issue of national security. Sure, it’s an embarrassment because it’s airing dirty laundry rather than exposing state secrets. There is no doubt that WikiLeaks will drive security services. People who consider themselves important are embarrassed, and in some cases their reputations will suffer, and being embarrassed will make it harder for them to maintain the status quo (if WikiLeaks is successful, at least). Care to bet on what will drive more security sales: data security requirements/regulation or political CYA? – AL That cloud/virtualization security thing is gonna be big: Early on in the virtualization security debate a lot of vendors thought all they needed to do was create a virtual appliance running their products, toss them into the virtual infrastructure, set up some layer 2 routing, and go buy a Tesla. It turns out the real world isn’t quite that simple (go grab a copy of Chris Hoff’s Four Horsemen presentation from a couple years ago). Juniper recognizes this and has announced their acquisition of Altor Networks. Altor provides compliance and security, including a hypervisor-based stateful firewall, for virtualization and private cloud. But even if the tech is total garbage (not that it is), Juniper scores a win by buying themselves a spot in the now-defunct VMSafe program. Unlike the VShield zones approach, with VMSafe participating vendors gain
